Saddam's Courtroom Antics

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Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 30, 2006 23:18:22 GMT -5

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Post by Lyle on Dec 30, 2006 23:18:22 GMT -5

Saddam: I'm bored!

Saddam:I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

This Guy:Can I Play?

Saddam:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saddam:Will I choose Rock

Saddam:Paper

Saddam:Or Scissors

Saddam:YOU DON'T KNOW!

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:Dude, say it, don't spray it

Saddam:WHATEVER. Let's play

Saddam: ROCK!
Judge:TWO PAPERS!

Saddam:DUDE, WTF is two papers?

Judge:Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That f*cking rock ain't going NOWHERE

Saddam:I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Saddam:Ask Aziz, he knows

Aziz:Tiger Hand always beats paper

Saddam:I'm sayin' bro!

Judge:Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand

Saddam:HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND

Judge:Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it

Saddam:You probably don't even know Pen Missile

Judge:Missile? What Missile?

Saddam:NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

Judge:Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP.

Saddam:AM NOT

Judge:Are too

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Kiju Moderator Fire Dancer Man did not make fire; coyote stole it, and gave it to man. Posts: 90	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 30, 2006 23:46:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kiju on Dec 30, 2006 23:46:39 GMT -5 Wow...someone was obviously very, very bored. >.>;
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Mausu Sama New Member Yael be I Posts: 17	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 31, 2006 0:03:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mausu Sama on Dec 31, 2006 0:03:53 GMT -5 amusing

Cyrax Global Moderator The Master Manipulator Posts: 94	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 31, 2006 0:09:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cyrax on Dec 31, 2006 0:09:18 GMT -5 I was quite amused. ;D
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Raphael Augustus Administrator [purple]The Dark Prince[/purple] Damn snow... Posts: 173	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 31, 2006 0:16:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Raphael Augustus on Dec 31, 2006 0:16:11 GMT -5 this is old, someone posted it a long time ago on Bot3k.... just can't remember who...
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Uriel Bernardo Administrator [Maroon]The Tainted Soldier[/Maroon] "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." Posts: 175	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 31, 2006 2:24:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Uriel Bernardo on Dec 31, 2006 2:24:45 GMT -5 I've seen it before too, though I thought it was more recent than Bot3k..
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Lyle Global Moderator Conqueror[/b] Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Posts: 227	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Dec 31, 2006 14:29:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lyle on Dec 31, 2006 14:29:55 GMT -5 Yeah that was me Matt, and I got this from a friend about, hmm maybe a year ago.
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Raphael Augustus Administrator [purple]The Dark Prince[/purple] Damn snow... Posts: 173	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Jan 3, 2007 14:55:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Raphael Augustus on Jan 3, 2007 14:55:47 GMT -5 see, I knew someone did
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THE Justin Full Member TOUCH ME! Posts: 139	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Jan 10, 2007 18:42:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by THE Justin on Jan 10, 2007 18:42:04 GMT -5 Most disgusting thing you'll see all day. - Click
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Knight-Errant New Member Fallen Angel Posts: 12	Saddam's Courtroom Antics Jan 10, 2007 21:03:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Knight-Errant on Jan 10, 2007 21:03:27 GMT -5 Nope, I think that Saddamn in the morgue was.

Post by Lyle on Dec 30, 2006 23:18:22 GMT -5

Post by Kiju on Dec 30, 2006 23:46:39 GMT -5

Post by Mausu Sama on Dec 31, 2006 0:03:53 GMT -5

Post by Cyrax on Dec 31, 2006 0:09:18 GMT -5

Post by Raphael Augustus on Dec 31, 2006 0:16:11 GMT -5

Post by Uriel Bernardo on Dec 31, 2006 2:24:45 GMT -5

Post by Lyle on Dec 31, 2006 14:29:55 GMT -5

Post by Raphael Augustus on Jan 3, 2007 14:55:47 GMT -5

Post by THE Justin on Jan 10, 2007 18:42:04 GMT -5

Post by Knight-Errant on Jan 10, 2007 21:03:27 GMT -5

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